The bins are empty. The lids are closed. But there is no truck. Discover the silent, pale hunger that visits your driveway at 3:14 AM. Bon Appétit, neighbors.
Right? And you're the only one with the guts to say it in the comments. Everyone else is in my DMs whispering about the chicken scene like they're afraid to type it out loud. So thanks for that. Now who else is going to admit what part actually got under their skin, or are we all going to pretend we're fine?
Miles this was delightful in the very best way. So glad my trash day was yesterday or I might be outside rearranging the trash.
There's always next week. 👀
LOL
Man, I also wouldn’t sleep after seeing someone arrange a chicken carcass like that’s
Right? And you're the only one with the guts to say it in the comments. Everyone else is in my DMs whispering about the chicken scene like they're afraid to type it out loud. So thanks for that. Now who else is going to admit what part actually got under their skin, or are we all going to pretend we're fine?