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Comedy Horror
Reimagining the Workplace: A Floor‑Enabled Operating Model
Hardwick & Lansing is piloting a desk-free, chair-free workplace. Associates may sit on the floor. Outside seating is prohibited. This is a culture…
May 6
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Assless Chaps: The World’s Most Dangerous Band
A punk band. A song that kills. A filmmaker who thought he could control what happens when a room gets hungry enough.
Apr 19
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How Big is God's Dick?
One sub-harmonic. One uninvited inspector. One question that liquefies two people. The universe has paperwork. You're not cleared for the numbers.
Mar 20
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Fourth Meal
The purple glow is hungry. When Dave skips the line, the employees don't just get mad—they get fast. A tech-horror strategist's take on the midnight…
Feb 15
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Farrago: Volume 1 (Short Story Collection)
For people who check their phones at 2 AM and see the patterns. Dive into 22 stories of supernatural dread and systemic collapse. Is the world built for…
Feb 14
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I'm Out
He didn't come with thunder. He came through a French bulldog. A chilling story about the terrifying freedom of a world where the Rules no longer have a…
Dec 27, 2025
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Schlorp
Arthur’s eye is in the coffee and his spine is in the elevator. A dark, cynical masterpiece about the literal mess of being a "highly effective…
Dec 15, 2025
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No Substitutions
"Kitchen is busy. Supply chain is broken." A hilariously grim story about a dinner order that includes extra protein, a wedding ring, and a lot of…
Dec 8, 2025
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